Scientists Discover Moon Debris May Actually Require Moon to Accumulate Debris
Landmark study of 17 lunar impact sites suggests celestial littering could be consistent with the possibility of littering.
By Theo Pappas
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Study Confirms Time May Have Been Accidentally Running Backwards for Brief Periods, Physicists Express Mild Concern
The discovery, which examined 847 quantum measurements over eighteen months, suggests temporal flow may require regular maintenance.
By Theo Pappas
Study Confirms Single-Celled Organisms May Have Been Accidentally Developing Table Manners
Researchers express concern that amoebas' methodical consumption patterns suggest previously unknown commitment to etiquette.
By Theo Pappas
NASA Administrator's Pluto Comments May Have Irreversibly Damaged Public's Understanding of Celestial Classification Systems
Landmark study of 127 adults reveals widespread confusion about what constitutes a planet following administrator's remarks.
By Theo Pappas
Scientists Discover Space Debris May Actually Require Space to Become Debris
Landmark study of one rocket suggests orbital mechanics may involve actual orbiting.
By Theo Pappas
Study Confirms Tech Billionaires May Have Been Accidentally Solving Biology
Landmark research examining 12 philanthropic initiatives suggests computational approaches to life sciences may actually require understanding life sciences.
By Theo Pappas
Study Confirms Global Health Officials May Have Been Accidentally Distributing Health
Landmark research suggests international vaccine programs may actually require understanding what vaccines do.
By Theo Pappas
Study Confirms Medical Delays May Actually Require Delaying Medical Care
Researchers express surprise that postponing treatments appears to involve not providing treatments immediately.
By Theo Pappas
NASA Scientists Confirm They Have Been Guessing This Whole Time, Express Surprise at How Well It Worked Out
Agency admits decades of space exploration based on 'educated hunches' and 'seeing what happens.'
By Theo Pappas
Scientists Discover Omega-3 Supplements May Have Been Accidentally Optimizing Brain for Wrong Species
Landmark study of 47 participants suggests human neural pathways incompatible with fish-based cognitive enhancement.
By Theo Pappas
Study Confirms Space Travel May Actually Require Psychological Preparation for Space
Researchers discover astronauts who leave Earth may experience feelings about having left Earth.
By Theo Pappas
Scientists Discover Space Infrastructure May Actually Require Space-Grade Infrastructure
Researchers examining 47 orbital components report findings "consistent with the possibility that environments might affect materials."
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NASA Scientists Discover Space Station Components May Actually Require Space-Grade Materials
Landmark study of 12 Gateway modules reveals cosmic environment "surprisingly hostile" to Earth-based construction methods.
By Theo Pappas
CDC Discovers Publishing Research May Actually Require Publishing Research
Agency's landmark study on methodology confirms that withholding data may interfere with scientific communication process.
By Theo Pappas
Science Communicator's Spelling Correction May Have Irreversibly Altered Nation's Understanding of Expertise
Landmark study suggests public discourse may require actual discourse, researchers warn.
By Theo Pappas
Scientists Discover Mars Rocks May Actually Be Rocks, Prompting Existential Crisis in Astrobiology Community
Landmark study of 847 Martian surface formations reveals "troubling pattern" of geological objects behaving exactly like geology.
By Theo Pappas
Study Confirms Patients May Have Been Accidentally Following Medical Advice
Landmark research examining 47 individuals suggests healthcare recommendations could be producing unintended therapeutic outcomes.
By Theo Pappas
NASA Confirms Pluto Demotion May Have Irreversibly Damaged Generation's Trust in Institutional Authority
Landmark study finds children who experienced 2006 reclassification show 73% higher rates of questioning scientific consensus.
By Theo Pappas
Study Confirms Pharmaceutical Research May Actually Require Researching Pharmaceuticals
Landmark investigation of 847 participants reveals shocking methodology gaps in existing medical literature.
By Theo Pappas
Scientists Discover Cleaning May Have Been Accidentally Cleaning Things
Landmark study of 47 janitors reveals century-old chemical performs its intended function with alarming efficiency.
By Theo Pappas