About The Daily Fab
A disclosure, of sorts
The Daily Fab — short for The Daily Fabrication — is a satirical news publication. Every article on this site is entirely fabricated. No events described here occurred. No quotes are real. No sources exist.
The site exists to apply deadpan satirical reporting to the news cycle — primarily technology, venture capital, politics, science, and culture. The goal is the half-second of "wait, is this real?" before the joke lands.
Any resemblance to actual news is the point. Any resemblance to actual people, companies, or events is satirical commentary, not factual reporting. The Daily Fab has no editorial position. It does, however, have opinions about the discourse.
To date, the publication has produced 243 articles. All of them are wrong.
Editorial Staff
News desk
Valtteri Hayha
Senior Technology Correspondent
Valtteri Hayha has covered the technology industry for eleven years. He has attended seventeen product launches and described none of them as "revolutionary" in print.
Gert Beckham
Washington Correspondent
Gert Beckham is The Daily Fab's Washington correspondent. He has covered six administrations and described each as "historically significant."
Ashley Banks
Culture & Entertainment Reporter
Ashley Banks has covered entertainment and culture for The Daily Fab since its founding. She has interviewed four or five celebrities and considers all of them her best friends.
Vinny Levobitz
Finance & Markets Editor
Vinny Levobitz joined The Daily Fab after a decade covering markets and venture capital. He holds opinions about interest rates that he will share without prompting.
Theo Pappas
Science & Society Desk
Theo Pappas covers science, technology, and society for The Daily Fab. He has a graduate degree in something adjacent to this and is not shy about it. He dislikes writing about geology.
Declan Brophy
Sports Correspondent
Declan Brophy has covered professional and amateur sport for The Daily Fab since the publication's founding. He was infrequently first pick on his highschool flag football team.
Opinion desk
Marlowe Finch
Contributing Opinion Columnist
Marlowe Finch has been writing about technology and society for over a decade. He is working on a book. It is almost finished.
Sandra Blum
Senior Political Commentator
Sandra Blum is The Daily Fab's senior political commentator. She writes from a position of principled ambivalence and would like you to consider the other side.
Derek Voss
Lifestyle & Wellness Columnist
Derek Voss is a writer, speaker, and optimiser. His newsletter, The Intentional Brief, publishes every Tuesday to an engaged community of readers.
Legal & Disclaimer
The Daily Fab is a work of satire and parody. All articles, quotes, statistics, and named individuals appearing in stories are fictional or used in a clearly satirical context. This site does not publish factual news. Content is generated by AI and reviewed for tone, not accuracy — accuracy is not the goal.
If you are a real person, company, or organisation that believes a specific article crosses the line from satire into defamation, contact us. We will review it.