When passengers board flights "in error," we're witnessing the collapse of our collective understanding of where we're supposed to be going.
By Marlowe Finch
Lakers forward reportedly "still figuring out" whether career endings involve stopping basketball activities.
By Declan Brophy
Station management reportedly "reassessing" what constitutes an actual event worth announcing.
By Ashley Banks
Researchers express shock that medical breakthroughs involve testing things that haven't been tested yet.
By Theo Pappas
Officials express surprise that vetting process involves examining candidate's history of public scandals.
By Gert Beckham
Company realizes reducing expenses involves removing things that cost money.
By Valtteri Hayha
When your personal brand requires vertical integration across bloodlines, you need frameworks that scale.
By Derek Voss
Hype Brazil executives reportedly "surprised" by contractual obligation to transfer money to athletes.
By Declan Brophy
Sources close to the situation confirm background checks involve checking backgrounds.
By Ashley Banks
Landmark research finds 47% of companies that claim to be transparent may need to disclose information to achieve transparency.
By Theo Pappas
Researchers examining 127 cases over 18 months discover unprecedented correlation between disease rarity and outbreak frequency.
By Theo Pappas
Local official reportedly surprised to learn administrative duties extend beyond administrative paperwork.
By Gert Beckham
Modern diplomacy reveals why we've never been worse at managing our own social calendars.
By Marlowe Finch
Rashee Rice's 30-day jail sentence provides unexpected education in how judicial system functions when functioning.
By Declan Brophy
Sources close to the situation report influencer allegedly applied content creation logic to criminal conspiracy.
By Ashley Banks
Researchers express bewilderment that viral infections appear to involve viruses infecting people.
By Theo Pappas
Researchers examined 127 disease transmission events over eighteen months to reach conclusion.
By Theo Pappas
Officials note that observers have begun to speculate about the diplomatic implications of ceremonial participation in hypothetical future conflicts.
By Gert Beckham