
Wrestling Superstar Discovers Friendship May Actually Require Friends
Big E's revolutionary realization comes after decade-long tag team partnership dissolves into basic human emotions.
By Ashley Banks
Culture & Entertainment Reporter
In what observers are calling a defining moment for professional wrestling's understanding of interpersonal relationships, WWE superstar Big E has reportedly made the groundbreaking discovery that maintaining friendships may actually require the physical presence of friends, sources close to the situation confirmed Tuesday.
The revelation comes following the departure of longtime New Day teammates Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods from WWE, leaving Big E to confront what industry experts are describing as "the basic mechanics of human connection." According to multiple people familiar with the matter, Big E expressed genuine surprise that a friendship group called "New Day" would cease to function when two-thirds of its members literally left the building.
"This represents a seismic shift in how professional wrestlers approach social dynamics," said Dr. Rebecca Martinez, Senior Fellow of Interpersonal Combat Psychology at the Sports Entertainment Research Institute. "For years, we've operated under the assumption that wrestling friendships were purely performative. Big E's emotional response suggests these relationships may have involved actual human feelings, which is frankly unprecedented in the industry."
The discovery has sent shockwaves through the wrestling community, with merchandise sales for "friendship" reportedly up 340% from last quarter. Industry analysts predict this could herald a new era of wrestlers actually caring about each other's wellbeing, though such claims remain unverified.
When reached for comment, Big E reportedly stated, "I'm thinking about getting into competitive cheese sculpting now that I have all this free time."
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Ashley Banks
Culture & Entertainment Reporter, The Daily Fab
Ashley Banks has covered entertainment and culture for The Daily Fab since its founding. She has interviewed four or five celebrities and considers all of them her best friends.
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