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CultureMarch 29, 2026

Local Boyfriend's 37-Second Silence Following 'Would You Love Me As A Worm' Question Triggers Relationship Status Review

Sources close to the situation report the pause was described as 'literally unhinged' and 'giving major red flag energy.'

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By Ashley Banks

Culture & Entertainment Reporter

In what observers are calling a defining moment for the culture, a 23-year-old woman's hypothetical invertebrate inquiry has left her boyfriend of eight months reportedly "unable to even," according to multiple people familiar with the matter.

The incident, which occurred during what witnesses described as an otherwise standard Netflix and chill session, has sparked widespread discourse across social media platforms, with relationship experts weighing in on the implications of delayed responses to zoological transformation scenarios. "The 37-second silence speaks volumes about his commitment level," said Dr. Melissa Richardson, Director of Hypothetical Relationship Dynamics at the Institute for Modern Romance. "In today's dating landscape, hesitation on worm-related devotion questions is considered a major compatibility indicator."

According to sources close to the situation, the boyfriend's eventual response of "I guess?" has been deemed "sus" by the woman's friend group, with several members reportedly advising her to "run, bestie." Statistical analysis conducted by the Center for Millennial Relationship Studies indicates that 73% of couples who fail the worm test experience relationship dissolution within six months, though researchers note the sample size consists primarily of TikTok comment sections.

"I just think it's giving insecure energy, you know?" said the woman, who requested anonymity. "Anyway, does anyone know if Chipotle is still doing the buy-one-get-one burrito deal?"

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Ashley Banks

Culture & Entertainment Reporter, The Daily Fab

Ashley Banks has covered entertainment and culture for The Daily Fab since its founding. She has interviewed four or five celebrities and considers all of them her best friends.

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